The Pathetic Tale of Mr. LA — Kaduna Central’s Most Embarrassing Error
Once upon a time in the political wilderness of Kaduna Central, a mistake happened. His name: Lawal Adamu Usman—popularly called Mr. LA, but more fittingly described as a political misadventure wrapped in arrogance. Somehow, by the grace of propaganda and the silence of critical voters, this man found himself in the hallowed chambers of the Nigerian Senate.
And what has Kaduna Central gotten in return? Nothing but tweets, tantrums, and terrible representation.
Mr. LA has managed to reduce the dignity of his office to that of a rowdy bystander in a motor park debate. His recent shameful conduct toward the respected Deputy Senate President, Senator Barau Jibrin of Kano North-West, exposed a deeper truth: Mr. LA has no respect for leadership, hierarchy, or Northern values. Instead of learning from the wisdom of experienced statesmen, he prefers to bark on social media like a child who missed his school bus.
But the most disgraceful chapter in this tragicomedy was when Mr. LA, using his verified handle, launched an unprovoked and highly disrespectful attack on former President Muhammadu Buhari—an elder statesman, a national icon, and a symbol of integrity in Northern politics. Why? Because the former President didn’t attend a Northwest Stakeholders meeting of the APC. That alone became grounds for insult in Mr. LA’s petty mind. He didn’t pause to consider if the former President had a valid reason, didn’t make inquiries, didn’t show any iota of statesmanship. He simply rushed to ridicule—recklessly and foolishly.
What Mr. LA forgets is that leadership is not earned by insults, but by integrity. Former President Buhari may not be your party man, but his legacy stands taller than your entire Senate career. To mock a figure of such stature without provocation is to dig your own political grave.
This is why, come 2027, the people of Kaduna Central must rise and punish this mistake. Let us send Mr. LA back—not to the Senate—but to a political nursery class in Dubai where he can complete the lessons he obviously missed. Politics is not for loudmouths with poor emotional intelligence. It is for thinkers, bridge-builders, and those who respect the weight of the office they hold.
And there is no shortage of true leaders in Kaduna Central waiting to restore that dignity.
The APC is blessed with a rising generation of responsible, visionary, and respectful minds—men like Comrade Shehu Sani, Rt. Hon. Yusuf Zailani, Sardaunan Bardarawa, Malam Aminu Zaria—patriots and tested allies of Senator Uba Sani and firm believers in the legacy of President Buhari. Any one of them would be a hundred times more mature, capable, and politically disciplined than the political lollipop currently occupying the seat.
It is a tragedy that such an unserious, disrespectful amateur is representing us on the floor of the Senate—when he cannot even speak coherently on critical issues affecting our people, like the insecurity in Chikun, Birnin Gwari, and Kajuru. We cannot continue to be led by a man who talks more on Twitter than he works in the chamber.
Mr. LA’s disgraceful behavior is a wake-up call. Kaduna Central deserves better. Nigeria deserves better.
And in 2027, we must do better.
GNN24 News 